Guy in my class:
Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
I know people imagine Dumbledore laughing in his office about all the letters that get sent to Harry and all. But I think it was really Professor McGonagall. I think it’s infinitely more hilarious to consider her sending owl after owl to 4 Privet Drive, only to appear as a cat to watch in amusement.
well it sure as hell wasnt dumbledore signing the letters